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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. - Carl Reiner Quotes

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff. - Carl Reiner Quotes

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

American Actor Comedian Funny

There's some awfully good things done today and some awful terrible things done today, - Carl Reiner Quotes

There's some awfully good things done today and some awful terrible things done today,

In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home. - Carl Reiner Quotes

In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home.

[Intel promoted the dual-core processors as] The Processor With Two Brains ... The Man With Two Brains. - Carl Reiner Quotes

[Intel promoted the dual-core processors as] The Processor With Two Brains ... The Man With Two Brains.

I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored. - Carl Reiner Quotes

I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored.

I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored. - Carl Reiner Quotes

I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored.

Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card. - Carl Reiner Quotes

Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh - Carl Reiner Quotes

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall. - Carl Reiner Quotes

It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... People need to laugh. - Carl Reiner Quotes

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... People need to laugh.

American Actor Laughter

I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed. - Carl Reiner Quotes

I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed.

American Actor Comedy

She was pretty and you never expected a pretty woman to be that funny. She didn't care that she was pretty. - Carl Reiner Quotes

She was pretty and you never expected a pretty woman to be that funny. She didn't care that she was pretty.

I would be amazed if you didn't. - Carl Reiner Quotes

I would be amazed if you didn't.

He's doing nothing different except not going to work. His life is still the same. - Carl Reiner Quotes

He's doing nothing different except not going to work. His life is still the same.

[The first line in his book is this:] My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six. ... You're entitled to be a lot crazier than you are. - Carl Reiner Quotes

[The first line in his book is this:] My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six. ... You're entitled to be a lot crazier than you are.

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We were all up there, Dick and Mary and Rosie and Larry Mathews and I looked around and I said, inadvertently, 'Look at this, we could do a show,' - Carl Reiner Quotes

We were all up there, Dick and Mary and Rosie and Larry Mathews and I looked around and I said, inadvertently, 'Look at this, we could do a show,'

I'm 83 years old. Rock music I understand. Rap music I'm just about to understand. But you guys I will never understand. What were you as kids? - Carl Reiner Quotes

I'm 83 years old. Rock music I understand. Rap music I'm just about to understand. But you guys I will never understand. What were you as kids?

Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? - Carl Reiner Quotes

Can someone please explain to me what that was all about?

One of the things performers worry about is who you follow. But if I can't top what I heard in the last hour. ... There wasn't one iota of humor! You guys are so serious. - Carl Reiner Quotes

One of the things performers worry about is who you follow. But if I can't top what I heard in the last hour. ... There wasn't one iota of humor! You guys are so serious.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game. - Carl Reiner Quotes

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words. - Carl Reiner Quotes

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

American Actor Charming

If you send out good people into the world, you know you've done something good. - Carl Reiner Quotes

If you send out good people into the world, you know you've done something good.

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it. - Carl Reiner Quotes

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.

Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation. - Carl Reiner Quotes

Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation.

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